“I’m Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.”
– Greg Norman

“Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer – it has always been thus.”
-Peter Richmond

“…there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer.”
-Peter Richmond

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen.
– Homer

Sung to the tune of “It Was a Very Good Year”:

“All right, Homey, you’re over stimulated. As soon as we get you home, we’ll get some beer into you, and then it’s straight to bed.”
– Marge

“Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart’s a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let’s go back to that … building … thingie … where our beds and TV … is.”
– Homer

“A woman is a lot like beer. They smell good, they look good, and you’d step over your own mother to get one.”
– Homer

“Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.”
– Homer Simpson

“Homer no function beer well without.”
– Homer Simpson