Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to withdraw into himself, he disguises himself. Lies and inaccuracy give him a few moments of comfort.

Drinking isn’t cool. It makes you act like a fool.

You’re no punk so don’t drive drunk.

You can hand over your keys or your life. Make the right choice.

You booze, you lose.

You booze, you cruise, you lose.

Willingness is the key.

When alcohol takes over.. You just can’t think Straight!

Under the influence, under arrest.