It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice.

OH GOD!! How much did I drink last night?

I am sure that in alcohol, there are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don’t know how to drive.

I have finally drank enough wine to tolerate you… you can speak now.

If you love someone set them free. If they don’t come back? Text them when you’re drunk.

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to tell sober.

Hey you know what rhymes with drunk?
Sex

Blacking out is just your brain’s way of clearing your memory’s browser history.

Some things are better left unsaid. But I’ll probably get drunk and say them anyway.

Mistakes are part of life, everyone makes them, everyone regrets them. But, some learn from them and some end up making them again. It’s up to you to decide if you’ll use your mistakes to your advantage.