“Here’s to tonight and all that it brings,
hopefully a hottie that wants a fling”

“May neighbors respect you
Trouble neglect you
Angels protect you, and heaven accept you.”

“One shot, Two Shots, Three Shots, Four
If she’s ugly shoot two more!”

“To the changes life may bring
Even through the toughest trials
May we always do our best
And if not embrace denial!”

“Life may bring us pain
Jobs may give us gain
So take the gain
And ease the pain with
Girls that give us brain!”

“To the brave overseas
To the whores on there knees
May neither give up
Till the job is complete.”

Whipped Cream
Chocolate Syrup
Cherries on Top
May we use
all three tonight
When the panties drop!”

“To big round bootys
Nice firm tits
Attached to chicks
That let me hit!”

“Heres to Spring
Random Flings
Sexy women
in bikini strings!”

“Women to the left of me
Women to the right
May the women in this bar
Never meet my wife!”