WARNING: Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.

I used to think drinking was bad for me… so I gave up thinking.

I only drink on days ending with ‘y’.

To me, drink responsible means ‘don’t spill it.’

Sometimes when I’m bored I drink some water just to shock my liver.

Step aside coffee, this is alcohol’s piece of work.

In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

Its strange how 8 glasses a day seems impossible but 8 beers a day is so damn easy.

Hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.

I am dehydrated. Add some water to my whiskey.