“An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.” — Anonymous
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- Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction, ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip toe if you must, but take the step
- Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
- Give an Irishman lager for a month and
- Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the
- Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of Champagne will produce
- Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of Champagne will produce
- Go and seek nature in some quiet, secluded place
- Poor John Scott lies buried here, although he was both hale and stout
- There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky
- There are two things a Highlander likes naked