Being half drunk is just another way of saying –you’re almost there.
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- “It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.”
- It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full
- “A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose’s lime juice and nothing else.”
- Your better half wants you to quit; your selfish half wants you to stay the same.
- “Here’s to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking… If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend.
- Never, ever, EVER do this. Nothing good comes from Facebook stalking while you’re drunk. You’ll end up liking or
- May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been, the foresight to know where you’re going, and the insight to know when you’re going too far.
- Here’s to beefsteak when you’re hungry, Whiskey when you’re dry,
- May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong
- May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be