“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends!” Mike Comer

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- “Here’s champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.”
- “Life may throw us puches And knock us on our ass Real friends are there to ease the pain and
- Friends may come and friends may go
- Life may bring us pain Jobs may give us gain So take the gain
- There are all kinds of addicts, I guess. We all have pain
- My friends are getting married. I’m getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
- May all your joys be pure joys, and all your pain champagne.
- Champagne only brings pain
- Lord, please let them accept the things they can’t change
- “Friends may come and friends may go Liquor comes to soothe the blow”