Drive now. Text later.
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- Stay alive, don’t text and drive.
- If you love someone set them free. If they don’t come back? Text them when you’re drunk.
- Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
- I didn’t text you…but vodka texted you.
- I am sure that in alcohol, there are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don’t know how to drive.
- If I can’t drink and drive, why do I need a driver’s license to buy alcohol? And why do bars have parking???
- Don’t drink and drive, you might hit something and spill your drink!
- “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. ” –Dean Martin
- Drive hammered, get slammered.
- Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars.