God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.
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- “God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world
- Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insane asylums
- “As a rule, men worry more about what they can’t see than about what they can.”
- The older I get, the more wisdom I find in the ancient rule of taking first things firs
- I’ve made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark
- “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”
- A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson
- The Irish are not in a conspiracy to cheat the world by
- Bless your little Irish heart — and every other Irish part.
- May the Irish hills caress you.