“God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. ” –Ed McMahon
Funny Drinking Quotes from Singers
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- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.
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- Champagne’s funny stuff. I’m used to whiskey
- Whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn’t help the mind
- The Bard hardly remained silent on the subject of wine
- “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”
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