“Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”
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- “Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”
- None so deaf as those who will not hear. None so blind
- Here’s to the prettiest, here’s to the wittiest, Here’s to the truest of all who are true,
- Here’s to the man Who owns the land
- Here’s to the bride to be, Here’s to the groom she’ll wed,
- Here’s to women of the Irish shore; I love but one, I love not more.
- “May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store”
- With a wine stopper like this one you may think of the Bard while enjoying
- If you can make oatmeal cookies at home, you can brew beer
- One shot, Two Shots, Three Shots, Four If she’s ugly shoot two more