I drink, therefore, I am.– Anonymous

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- There are only two times when I drink beer
- Life’s too short to drink cheap beer
- Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day
- Drink triple, see double, and act single
- Life is too short to drink cheap beer
- For fear that one drink will be lonesome, take another to keep it company, and another to keep peace between them
- Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
- For it [beer] possesses the essential quality of gulpability.
- I feel no pain dear mother now, But Oh I am so dry.