“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.” – W. C. Fields
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- And many a skeleton shook his head
- Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water
- Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think
- Say for what were hopyards meant. Or why was Burton built on Trent
- Champagne’s funny stuff. I’m used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap
- Champagne’s funny stuff. I’m used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back
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