“If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra
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- “Here’s to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking… If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend.
- May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been, the foresight to know where you’re going, and the insight to know when you’re going too far.
- Never, ever, EVER do this. Nothing good comes from Facebook stalking while you’re drunk. You’ll end up liking or
- Here’s to beefsteak when you’re hungry, Whiskey when you’re dry,
- I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and
- If you drink you’ll die, if you don’t you’ll also die
- But you’ll know you’re awaiting that final sleep, When your mind makes promises your body can’t keep.
- “When was the last time you woke up and wished you’d had just one more drink the night before? I have never regretted not drinking. Say this to yourself, and you’ll get through anything.” – Meredith Bell
- To keep your marriage brimming with love in the cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
- To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.