If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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- “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. ” –Dean Martin
- If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
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- If you drink and drive, you’re going to make someone cry
- Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your whisky.
- If I can’t drink and drive, why do I need a driver’s license to buy alcohol? And why do bars have parking???
- I am sure that in alcohol, there are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don’t know how to drive.
- See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don’t be a Dick.