Never, ever, EVER do this. Nothing good comes from Facebook stalking while you’re drunk. You’ll end up liking or commenting on the wrong picture or the wrong status, you’ll friend request that person you hate, but always wanted to stalk, and the private message you thought you sent to your ex will actually show up as a wall post.
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