Please start ignoring my drunk calls and texts so I have less to regret in the morning.

More Entries
- It’s regret, I think that really is the worst kind of pain, yeah guilt is bad, and sadness is
- The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during the night.
- How lovely to think that no one need wait a moment, we can start now, start slowly changing the
- “Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”
- “When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. Believe me, it has nothing new to say.”
- The first beer calls for the third
- Sure, it may sound cool in theory, as all your buddies egg you on to get that mustache tattoo, but come the next morning,
- Right now everyone is drinking bad wine made of sour grapes and hysteria. Let them drink it, and
- “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” –Celia Rivenbark
- “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.”