“A little bit of beer is divine medicine.” –Paracelsus, Greek physician

“Men can go wrong with wine and women. Shall we then prohibit and abolish women?”

“Who does not love beer, wine, women, and song remains a fool his whole life.” – Carl Worner

“Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire” – David Wallace

“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.”

“Women and drink.  Too much of either can drive you to the other” – Michael Still

“Don’t bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.  It turns out they are apparently against all three.” – Wiley

“Milk is for babies.  When you grow up you have to drink beer.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“On some days, my head is filled with such wild and original thoughts that I can barely utter a word.  On other days, the brewery is close.” – Frank Varano

The church is near, but the road is icy.  The bar is far, but we will walk carefully” – Russian Proverb.