“Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk” – Wiley

“And God said, ‘Let there be beer!’  And He saw that is was good.  Then God said, ‘Let there be light!’  And then He said, ‘Whoa-too much light’.” – Frank Varano

“There’s nothing like good food, good beer, and a bad girl.” – Harvey Allen

“If you resolve to give up smoking and drinking, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.” – Clement Freud.

“Beer he drank – seven goblets. His spirit was loosened. He became hilarious. His heart was glad and his face shown.” – from the Epic of Gilgamesh, 3000 B.C.

“Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.  Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.” – Charles Papazian

“Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies…but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!” – Zeca Palomino (Brazilian song writer)

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer—the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.” – A.J.P. Taylor, British historian, 1984

“Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.” – Don Marquis

“And smoking weed kills your brain cells, not like getting drunk which only hurts the liver, and you got two of them”.  Earl J. Hickey