“Getting stoned just makes you want to eat and get fat. At least drinking too much makes you vomit which makes you thin”.  Earl J. Hickey

Similar to ONE BEER, TWO BEER, THREE BEER, FLOOR

“Drink triple, see double, and act single”

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. – Shakespeare, Henry V

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.– Earnest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. – Abraham Lincoln