You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa

May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. – Irish Toast

Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink. – W.C. Fields

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? – Stephen Wright

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Berry

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. – Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. – Kaiser Wilhelm

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra

He is a wise man who invented beer. – Plato

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin