Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

– Henry Lawson

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.

– Homer Simpson

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

– Winston Churchill

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

– Earnest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.

– Abraham Lincoln

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

– Frank Zappa

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

– Stephen Wright

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

– Dave Berry

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

– Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

– Kaiser Wilhelm