I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

– Frank Sinatra

He is a wise man who invented beer.

– Plato

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

– Benjamin Franklin

Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

– Earnest Hemingway

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind

– Humphrey Bogart

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. Homer Simpson

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! Martin Luther

Beer is food. Liquid food, like soup. Jarod Kintz

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. David Daye

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean…Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. Gerard Way