The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. Egyptian Proverb

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think. A.E. Houseman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. Willie Nelson

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

– Irish Toast

Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink.

– W.C. Fields