“The mouth of a perfectly happy man  is filled with beer” –Ancient Egyptian Wisdom

” Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution” –Queen Victoria

“Beer is a wholesome liquor…it abounds with nourishment” –Dr. Benjamin Rush

“We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink” -Epicurus

“Beer makes you feel as you ought to feel without beer.” Henry Lawson, Poet and writer.

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” – W.C. Fields

“You’re not drunk unless you can lie on the floor without holding on !” – Dean Martin

“If love makes the world go around, then whisky makes it go around twice as fast!” – Compton Mackenzie

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”