A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.– W. C. Fields

I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t find a drink.– Tom Waits

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.– Tom Waits

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish;Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.– The Bible, Proverbs, Chapter 31 verse 6 and 7

There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.– Stephen Morris

I work until beer o’clock.– Stephen King

I recommend..bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.– Sophocles

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.– Socrates

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale, and safety.– Shakespeare, King Henry V

No, sir: There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.– Samuel Johnson