The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.– Mark Twain

A pleasant apertif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.– M. F. K. Fisher, American writer

Uncle Hank, V-8 juice has eight vitamins. Beer has one: barley.– Luanne from King of the Hill

Life alas, is very drear. Up with the glass, down with the beer!– Louis Untermeyer

“Sir, you’re drunk!” “Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”– Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.– Kaiser Welhelm

The pub knows a lot, almost as much as the churches.– Joyce Carey

We’re wanted men, we’ll strike again, but first let’s have a beer.– Jimmy Buffett

Why do I drink? So that I can write poetry.– Jim Morrison

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.– Janis Joplin