I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.– James Gould Cozzens on what he does in his study.

I’m Catholic and I can’t commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.– Jack Kerouac

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.– Humphrey Bogart

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.– Homer Simpson

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.– Homer Simpson

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.– Henny Youngman

Put it back in the horse!– H. Allen Smith, after he drank his first American beer.

If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer.– Greg Koch, CEO and co-founder of Stone Brewing

I drink to make other people interesting.– George Jean Nathan

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.– Fritz Maytag, American brewer