“I’m not so think as you drunk I am !” – John Squire

“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” – Jeff Foxworthy

“Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.’

“One more drink and I’d have been under the host.” – Dorothy Parker

“After drinking four Martinis, my husband turns into a disgusting beast. And after the fifth, I pass out altogether.” – Anonymous

“Beer will get you through time of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.” – Freddie Freak

“A psychologist once said that we know little about the conscience – except that it is soluble in alcohol.” – Thomas Blackburn

“Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright

“Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini…” – Mae West

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but a the very least you need a beer.”-  Frank Zappa