“Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.” — Harold Rudolph

“The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who’s drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck.” — Warwick Franks

“Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.” — Bruce Carlton

“While you merely see the disease being viruses, I see the benign microorganisms which by making, among other things, strong beers… and enable you to spend your evening in alcoholic bliss.” — Patrick McGinley, 1978

“Praise not the day until evening has come; a woman until she is burnt; a sword until it is tried; a maiden until she is married; ice until it has been crossed; beer until it has been drunk.” — Viking proverb

“The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.” — Sir Walter Raleigh

“Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.” — Gore Vidal

“Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer — it has always been thus.” — Peter Richmond

“We should be drinking a beer every day.” — Tom Kehoe

“The first beer calls for the third.” — Jamie Emmerson