“It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember whether it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.” – George Burns

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.” – by Jack Handy

“If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up singing.”-Mark Schiess

“Beer…. a high and mighty liquor.”- Julius Caesar

“Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.”-Frederick the Great

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” –Dave Barry

“Beer , if drank with moderation, softens the tempter, cheers the spirit, and promotes good health.” – Thomas Jefferson

“The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV.” Homer Simpson—

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart