Sir, you’re drunk!” Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” –Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

“Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer.”

“We could not now take time for further searche or consideration: our victuals being much spente, especially our beere.” – Logbook entry on the Mayflower, December 16, 1620

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”- George Bernard Shaw

There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.”-Benjamin Franklin

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. -Benjamin Franklin

“Let no man thirst for good beer.” – Sam Adams

“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” W.C. Fields

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.” – James Thurber

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway