“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” Steve Allen

The problem with some people is that when they are not drunk, they’re sober.”-William Butler Yeats.

“Work is the curse of the drinking class” – Oscar Wilde

“I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan

“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”  — Brendan Behan

“Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire” -David Rains Wallace

“I told the stewardess liquor for three.” – “Who are the other two? – “Oh, there are no other two.” Sean Connery (as James Bond)

“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, “I’m thirsty, not dirty”. Joe Lewis

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” Richard Braunstein

“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” –Francois Rabelais