“Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road.” — Dave Cooks

“In the barley where thou sleepest there hides nectar clear, Which men shall know in later times as porter, ale or beer.”

“Payday came and with it beer.” — Rudyard Kipling

“Because beer is food: in cooking, at the table, and by the glass …” — Lucy Saunders

“A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.” — M.F.K. Fisher

“I don’t have a drinking problem so much as I have a drinking solution.”

“Beer is the fountain of happiness.”

“Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.” — Bruce Carlton

“Wine gentrifies, beer unifies.” — W. Scott Griffith

“Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.” — Carl Worner