“It’s better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.”… ….Steve Taylor

“People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot” Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.”-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill        “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it” -Churchill’s reply

“The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who’s drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck.” – Warwick Frank

“On victory, you deserve beer, in defeat, you need it.”-Napoleon

“Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one.”- Homer Simpson

The sum of the matter is, the people drink because the wish to drink.” -Rudolph Brand

“Beer will change the world.  I don’t know how, but it will” – sign on streets of New York

“Smithers, this beer isn’t working.  I don’t feel any younger or funkier.” – Mr. Burns of Simpsons

“You can never buy beer; you just rent it” -Archie Bunker