“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night” –Benjamin Franklin

Beer is a wholesome liquor…..it abounds with nourishment” –Dr. Benjamin Rush

The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”   — Abraham Lincoln

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“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be  epended upon to meet any national crisis.

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life’s problems”. –  Homer Simpson

“Wow, it’s like I’ve died and went to heaven.  But then they realized it wasn’t my time yet.  So they sent me to a brewery. – Peter of Family Guy

“When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year.  I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.” – Dave Berry

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

“History flows forward on rivers of beer.” Anonymous

“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.” –Joe E. Lewis