“All the times being like, ‘Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?’ You take the easy route and go, ‘Oh, thanks for the champagne. I’ll have another.'” Rosario Dawson

“After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.” J. O’Rourke

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. Lord Byron

“A cause may be inconvenient, but it’s magnificent. It’s like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it. Arnold Bennett

“One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of Champagne by the derriere.” Mark Twain

“Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.” David Niven

“Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of Champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the Champagne.” Helen Gurley Brown

“Champagne makes you feel like it’s Sunday and better days are just around the corner.” Marlene Dietrich

The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love is like being enlivened with Champagne.
Samuel Johnson

I drink champagne when I win, to celebrate . . . and I drink champagne when I lose, to console myself.
Napoleon Bonaparte