The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared.

The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either

Texting while driving results in longer response times than even drunken driving. While an unimpaired driver can respond quickly to changes in traffic and begin braking within half a second, a legally drunk driver needs four additional feet to begin braking—and a driver who’s texting needs 70.

Texting while driving increases the risk of accident 23.2 times over unimpaired driving.

If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.

The speedway ends at the cemetery.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

If four or five guys tell you that you’re drunk, even though you know you haven’t had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
