A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

Never cry over split milk. It could’ve been whiskey.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
– Benjamin Franklin

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

Being half drunk is just another way of saying –you’re almost there.

I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter