“If it be the design of Providence to extirpate these savages in order to make room for the cultivation of the earth, it seems not improbable that rum may be the appointed means.” -Benjamin Franklin

“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.” -Lewis Grizzard

There is a Rum for everyone, but they don’t know it……yet

“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.” -Chi Chi Rodriguez

Don’t talk to me about Naval tradition! It’s nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash

Time Flies When You’re Having RUM

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.

It’s the remix to ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body got every man in here wishin. Sippin on coke and rum. I’m like so what I’m drunk. It’s the freakin weekend baby I’m about to have me some fun.

Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum…Man Down

There’s nought, no doubt, so much the spirit calms As rum and true religion.