Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.

No one looks back on their life and remembers the night they got plenty of sleep

Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything.

Dear Tequila:

We had a deal. You were supposed to make me smarter, sexier and better dancer… but I saw the video and I think we need to talk.

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea… I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway.

If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.

Well played Tequila, Well played.

When life gives you lemons, grab Tequila and salt.

It feels better than love.

Three stages of Tequila

I’m fine…

I’m drinking…

I’m invisible…