I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
—Robert E. Lee

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
—Benjamin Franklin

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
—W. C. Fields

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
—George Bernard Shaw

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
—Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
—Frank Sinatra

One more drink and I’ll be under the host.
—Mae West

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
—Dorothy Parker.

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
—Tom Waits

There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
—Bette Davis