May your coffee and slanders against you be ever alike–without grounds.

Nothing but the best for our hostess. That’s why she has us as friends.

Here’s to the brilliant, warm, handsome . . . company that you keep.

To a fine man who remembers where he came from. Of course, that’s about all he remembers.

Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy . . . but enough about me. Here’s to you.

Here’s to a man after my own heart.
And after my house and my wife

To your very good health. May you live to be as old as your jokes.

Here’s to the man who is wisest and best
Here’s to the man who with judgment is blest,
Here’s to the man who’s as smart as can be –
I drink to the man who agrees with me!

Here’s to you. You may not be as wise as an owl, but you’re always a hoot.

Here’s to the bore – the only one who can monopolize and monotonize a conversation at the same time.