“Out with the old
In with the new
Cheers to the future
And All that we do”

“There once was a girl in high heels
Who slipped upon a banana peel
She had such a scare
Legs up in the air
I bout her a drink for one peek”

“May the girls with Itty Bitty’s
Let you pet their pretty Kitties!”

“You can suck me
You can taste me
Take me fast, don’t be so hasty”

“Red Heads love it
Blondes do too
Brunettes like it
How bout you??”

“May all of her children be fast asleep
Until you have completed your deed!”

“Friends may come and friends may go
Liquor comes to soothe the blow”

“When I shoot it down the hatch
I can make my booty clap”

“Inny Minny Miny Moe
May these shots reveal the Hoe”

“If I should stumble out this bar
I pray this night is worth the scar!”