“To the death of fun.”

Salud!

May you…
Work like you don’t need the money,
Screw like it’s being filmed,
And drink like a true Irishman.

Here’s to those
Who wish us well
And all the rest
Can go to hell!

I like to toast “To Human Misery!”

There are five reasons, I do think
Why ’tis good to have a drink,
Good wine,
A friend,
Or being dry,
Or lest we should be by and by,
Or any other reason why.

Here’s to the top,
Here’s to the middle,
Here’s hoping we all get a little.

I always like to toast to world peace.

To Fighting, Stealing & Killing:
Fighting for what you believe in,
Stealing a young girls heart and
Killing a bottle with your friends.

Drink today and drown all sorrow
You may perhaps not be here tomorrow
Best while you have it, use your breath
There is no drinking after death.