Here’s to a family history of alcoholism.

from the Italian:

Aqua fresca,
vino puro.
Figa stretta,
cozzo duro.

“May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.”

“To being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple!”

May those that love us, love us;
and those that don’t love us, may God turn their hearts;
if he can’t turn there hearts, then may he turn their ankles,
so we’ll know them by their limp.

“To toast!”

“May we never regret this”.

Here’s to staying single,
seeing double . . .And sleeping triple!!

You shall and you shan’t,
you will and you won’t
You’re condemned if you do,
And you’re damned if you don’t.

Its not so bad a world,
As some would like to make it;
But whether good or whether bad,
Depends on how you take it.