Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer — and another one!
Irish toast

Here’s to a fellow who smiles
When life runs along like a song.
And here’s to the lad who can smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
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Here’s that we may always have
A clean shirt
A clean conscience
And a punt in our pocket.
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Here’s a toast to your enemies’ enemies!
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Younger women
Faster horses
More money
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Four blessings upon you…
Older whiskey

Fad saol agat. (“Long life to you.”)
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Bless your little Irish heart — and every other Irish part.
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A toast to your coffin.
May it be made of 100 year old oak.
And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.
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Your health one and all,
from one wall to the other,
And you outside there–
speak up, brother!
Irish toast