Best while you have it use your breath
There is no drinking after death.
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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
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May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight on you, and may the face of every good news and the back of every bad news be toward us in the New Year.
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May you never be without a drop at Christmas.
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To all the days here and after
May they be filled with fond memories, happiness, and laughter.
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May there be a generation of children
On the children of your children.
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May I see you grey
And combing your grandchildren’s hair.
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Beannachtam na Femle Padraig (“Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”)
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May the leprechauns be near you,
To spread luck along your way.
And may all the Irish angels,
Smile upon you St. Patrick’s Day.
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