Here’s to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!
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Here’s to me, and here’s to you,
And here’s to love and laughter-
I’ll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
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Here’s to health and prosperity,
To you and all your posterity.
And them that doesn’t drink with sincerity,
That they may be damned for all eternity!
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Here’s to good Irish friends
Never above you
Never below you
Always beside you
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Here’s to Eileen O’Hara
For her life held no terror
Born a virgin
Died a virgin
No runs, no hits, no errors
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Here’s to Destiny
May she not forget us in our time.
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Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
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Here’s to beefsteak when you’re hungry,
Whiskey when you’re dry,
All the women you’ll ever want,
And heaven when you die.

Here’s to all of the women who have used me and abused me…
And may they continue to do so!
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Here’s to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.
The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful.
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